Europe. Summer. 1997.
 
You have discovered two problems with a common solution: mad cows in England, and unexploded bombs in France.
 
In UNEXPLODED COW, you play a savvy entrepreneur who wants to help solve the world’s problems, by blowing up lots of cows. You’ll round up a herd of mad cows, give them a stirring pep talk, and march them through the French countryside. In doing so, you will clear fields of leftover ordnance from long-forgotten wars. And you’ll make a few bucks doing it.